Time For 007

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On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

That lipstick was an inspiration

Lines like this are par for the course when it comes to the occasionally odd dialogue in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. In this case, Bond seduces Ruby Bartlett and somehow finds himself captivated by her lipstick, of all things.

The movie itself is fantastic and remains one of my favorites, but George Lazenby’s first outing as Bond certainly comes with some growing pains. I’d argue Lazenby is the snobbiest of all the Bonds, with his aristocratic vocabulary and elaborate turns of phrase sometimes feeling too refined even for 007. Referring to lipstick as an “inspiration” seems a bit grandiose, doesn’t it?

But that’s Lazenby’s Bond, so perhaps it’s fitting that he seems almost enamored with the sound of his own voice. I’ll give Lazenby credit, though, for the sheer confidence with which he delivers even the most pompous of lines.

On This Day…

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August 14, 2026 – 10:07 AM UTC

In Casino Royale, it is surprisingly satisfying to hear Bond order his famous shaken, not stirred martini at the poker table, only for several of the other players to immediately join him. “Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet,” Bond specifies, before instructing the bartender to shake it over…

August 14, 2025 – 10:07 PM UTC

I’d totally watch The Man With The Golden Gun with Nick Nack is the assassin or in another Bond movie as a different villain.  His voice isn’t the best for humor, so no funny business.  But he could pull off a hands-off leadership role in a sinister manner like Blofeld.

August 14, 2025 – 10:07 AM UTC

Paris Carver’s face-slap and refusal of Bond’s drink order in Tomorrow Never Dies goes down as his worst encounter with an ex.  It must have been an awful relationship.  Ouch!