Paris Carver’s face-slap and refusal of Bond’s drink order in Tomorrow Never Dies goes down as his worst encounter with an ex. It must have been an awful relationship. Ouch!
Lines like this are par for the course when it comes to the occasionally odd dialogue in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. In this case, Bond seduces Ruby Bartlett and somehow finds himself captivated by her lipstick, of all things. The movie itself is fantastic and remains one of my favorites, but George Lazenby’s first…

