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James Bond movie musings. 007 words, 007 sentences. Twice daily at 10:07 AM/PM UTC.
Casino Royale (1967)

It’s merely waiting to be reupholstered

This is an almost throwaway line from the throwaway Casino Royale (1967) but it’s content is hard to ignore when contrasted with the 2006 Casino Royale. In the new movie, Mads Mikkelsen’s Le Chiffre dispenses with wit entirely and introduces Bond to one of the franchise’s most infamous acts of physical torture via a holed chair and a knotted rope.

On the other hand, with Orson Welles’ Le Chiffre dismissing the damaged chair as something “waiting to be reupholstered,” he trivializes the very idea of bodily harm and claims he will torture Bond’s mind instead. It’s a threat that sounds profound but quickly dissolves into another cinematic hallucination in the movie that makes “official” James Bond fans’ eyes roll.

It’s another instance that showcases Casino Royale (1967) as not only strange, but also aggressively incoherent.

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