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Casino Royale (1967) is painful to watch.
The campiness is unmatched. No other Bond movie elicits so many eye rolls. Thankfully, it’s unofficial and a spoof. Read More →
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I prefer an Esprit over a DB5.
I can’t imagine anything could compare to the serenity of an underwater “drive.” Read More →
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No Time To Die is the worst.
Bond should obviously not have died. Dou dou is doo-doo. And there’s no way in hell MI6 should ever give Bond’s gadget-filled DB5 to Swann and his daughter. Disaster class. Read More →
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Lazenby should have had at least three.
He was just getting started with On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. Such a shame. I’d love to have seen his Goldfinger. Read More →
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Spectre bests Skyfall. There, I said it.
Some people say it’s an unpopular opinion. Others would agree with me. I just enjoyed the cinematic experience of Spectre more than Skyfall! Read More →
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I named my new boat “Ning Po.”
Alright, so I don’t actually have a boat…but if I did, this would definitely be the name as a nod to You Only Live Twice. 🙂 Read More →
Filed Under: You Only Live Twice