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Astronaut: Calling Cape Com. Cape Com? This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a go for fourth orbit?
Flight Control Cape Com to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O2 pressure is within limit?
Astronaut: Roger. Everything looks good in the environmentaI controI system.
Flight Control Okay. Everything looks good from here. You have a go for fourth orbit.
Astronaut: Jupiter 16. Roger. You’re stowing all loose gear. Ready for the EVA.
Flight Control Jupiter 16, this is Cape Com. Start your EVA any time you’re ready. Remember that you have plenty of time in the other EVAs to experiment, so don’t stay out too long, Chris.
Astronaut: Okay, Flight. Don’t worry. We’ll stick to plan.
Flight Control Roger. Cape Com to Jupiter 16. On my mark it will be four plus three seven.
Astronaut: Cape Com to Jupiter 16. On my mark it will be four pIus three seven. Four, three, two, one, mark. Cape Com, this is Chris. I am out. Everything looks okay. Good. The maneuvering unit is working this time. I used it to get out and it makes things a lot easier.
Flight Control Cape Com to Hawall, this is flight control, come in, please.
Hawaii Comms: Hawaii, roger.
Flight Control Hawaii, we expect to start EVA over your station on this pass.
Hawaii Comms: Hawaii to Jupiter 16. There is an unidentified object is closing on you fast from astern. Can you see it?
Flight Control Hawaii from Cape Com, we have nothing here. Hold while we check the space track.
Hawaii Comms: Hawall to Jupiter 16. Repeat, Hawall to Jupiter 16. There is an unidentified object is on our scope, closing fast.
Astronaut: We see nothing. Can you give me a bearing?
Hawaii Comms: Appears to be coming up fast, from astern.
Astronaut: Hey, now I see it! It’s another spacecraft! I repeat, it’s another spacecraft!
Flight Control Chris, this is Flight. Does it Iook llke a close pass?
Astronaut: We’re breaking up. Say again.
Flight Control Repeat, does it look like close pass?
Astronaut 2: Hey Chris, what’s happening?
Astronaut: It’s coming right at us! The front is opening up! I repeat, the front is opening up!
Astronaut 2: It’s coming right at us
Astronaut: Chris, get back in, get back in!
Flight Control Jupiter 16, this is Space Com, do you read me? You’re breaking up .
Astronaut: What’s happening? Chris, what’s happening?
Hawaii Comms: Hawaii to Jupiter 16. Hawaii to Jupiter 16. Are you receiving?
Astronaut: You’re breaking up. Come in, please.
Hawaii Comms: Over.
Astronaut: Jupiter 16!
Flight Control Cape Com to Hawaii, are you receving me? Over, please. Hawaii are you receiving? Jupiter 16!
Astronaut: My lifeline! It’s cau…
Hawaii Comms: Hawaii to Jupiter 16. Hawaii to Jupiter 16. Are you receiving me? Come in, please. Over.
Hawaii Comms 2: Hello, Houston. We’ve lost radio contact. We’ve also lost him on the scope. Unidentified object is still orbiting. Alert all stations and track him closely.
American Representative: It is ridiculous for the Soviet government to deny responsibility in this matter.
U.S.S.R. Representative: The Soviet government denies all knowledge of this affair. The world knows we are a peace-loving people.
American Representative: I hereby give notice that in 20 days time, the United States intends to launch her next spaceship into orbit. My government has instructed me to inform you that any interference with this spaceship will be regarded as an act of war.
United Kingdom Representative: May I ask what motive our Russian friends would have for wishing to destroy American spacecraft?
American Representative: My government sees this as nothing less than a blatant attempt to gain complete and absolute control of space itself for military purposes.
United Kingdom Representative: We don’t agree. Her Majesty’s Government is not convinced that this intruder missile originated from Soviet Russia. Our tracking station in Singapore reported faint echoes of this craft coming down in the Sea of Japan area. Might I suggest, gentlemen, that this is where you should concentrate your intelligence forces? The Prime Minister has asked me to assure you this is what we propose to do. As a matter of fact, our man in Hong Kong is working on it now.
James Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling: You think we better, huh?
James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking duck is different from Russian caviar, but I love them both.
Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.
James Bond: Well, that would be lovely. We’ve had some interesting times together, Ling. I’ll be sorry to go.
Police: Take that door. The bed! We’re too late.
Police 2: Well, at least he died on the job.
Police: He’d have wanted it this way.
Nancy Sinatra: “You only live twice, or so it seems,
One life for yourself, and one for your dreams
You drift through the years and life seems tame,
’til one dream appears and love is its name
And love is a stranger who’ll beckon you on,
Don’t think of the danger or the stranger is gone
This dream is for you, so pay the price,
Make one dream come true, you only live twice
And love is a stranger who’ll beckon you on
Don’t think of the danger or the stranger is gone
This dream is for you, so pay the price
Make one dream come true, you only live twice”
Captain: “We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet shall sound and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall all be changed. We therefore commit his body to the deep to be turned into corruption, looking for the resurrection of the body when the sea shall give up her dead.”
Officer: Present! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Crew Member: Carry on.
Crew Member 2: Aye aye, sir.
James Bond: Request permission to come aboard, sir?
Crew Member: Permission granted.
James Bond: Thank you.
Crew Member: Take this officer aft.
Crew Member 2: Yes, sir.
Intercom: Number One, take her up to 90ft. Course zero four five.
Crew Member 3: Aye aye, sir.
James Bond: Hello, Penny!
Moneypenny: You’d better go right in. You’re late as usual, even from your own funeral.
James Bond: Well, we corpses have absolutely no sense of time.
Moneypenny: In you go…sir.
James Bond: Thank you…ma’am.
M: Oh, sit down, 007.
James Bond: Thank you, sir.
M: No ill effects?
James Bond: None at all, sir.
M: Well, now that you’re dead, perhaps some of your old friends will pay a little less attention to you for a while. Give you more elbow room. You’ll need it, too. This is the big one, 007. That’s why I’m out here myself. I take it you’re fully briefed?
James Bond: Oh yes, sir, but, uh, there’s one thing I don’t understand. If our Singapore tracking station is correct about the rocket not landing in Russia, then where did it land?
M: We assume it’s Japan. Mind you, all this is pure guesswork, but the PM wants us to play it with everything we’ve got.
James Bond: And the aerial reconnaissance?
M: Every inch photographed. Nothing.
James Bond: Are the Japanese equipped to launch such a rocket?
M: We don’t think so.
James Bond: Then who else is?
M: That’s what you’ve got to find out, and fast. Before the real shooting starts. This damn thing could blow up into a full-scale war. When you get to Tokyo, go to that name and address. Our man Henderson will contact you there.
James Bond: Henderson.
Intercom: Captain here, sir. We’re underway. Full ahead.
M: Right. Well, that’s all.
James Bond: Thank you, sir.
M: Double-oh seven.
James Bond: Sir?
M: We’ve only three weeks before the Americans launch the next one. You know that, don’t you?
James Bond: Yes, sir.
M: And my sources tell me the Russians are planning one even earlier than that. So move fast, 007.
James Bond: Yes, sir.
Moneypenny: Oh, by the way, how was the girl?
James Bond: Which girl?
Moneypenny: The Chinese one we fixed you up with.
James Bond: Oh, another five minutes, I’d have found out.
Moneypenny: Mmm…she’ll never know what she missed.
M: Miss Moneypenny, give 007 the password we’ve agreed with Japanese SIS
Moneypenny: Yes, sir. We tried to think of something you wouldn’t forget.
James Bond: Yes?
Moneypenny: I…love…you. Repeat it, please, to make sure you get it.
James Bond: Don’t worry, I get it. Sayonara.
Moneypenny: James…good luck. Instant Japanese. You may need it.
James Bond: You forget, I took a first in oriental languages at Cambridge.
Intercom: Stand by to load. Lift to the launch! Tube loaded. Hubcap open. Fire!
James Bond: Sadanoyama?
Escort: Dozo.
Escort: Sadanoyama…
James Bond: Domo arigato.
James Bond: Sadanoyama?
Sadanoyama Shinmatsu: This is your ticket. Oy!
James Bond: Thank you.
Man: Dozo.
James Bond: I love you.
Kissy Suzuki: I have a car nearby.
James Bond: Oh, where do you suggest we go?
Kissy Suzuki: I know a quiet hotel.
James Bond: And?
Kissy Suzuki: Where your friend is waiting. Mr. Henderson.
James Bond: Wasn’t Mr. Henderson able to come himself?
Kissy Suzuki: I suppose not.
James Bond: Why?
Kissy Suzuki: He didn’t say.
James Bond: Well, I think it’s about hotel-time.
James Bond: How long have you worked for Henderson?
Kissy Suzuki: Long enough to learn not to discuss such matters with strangers.
Kissy Suzuki: Mr. Henderson’s waiting for you.
James Bond: You’re not coming in with me?
Kissy Suzuki: Mr. Henderson would like to see you alone.
Dikko Henderson: Do come in.
James Bond: Mr. Henderson?
Dikko Henderson: At your service. I believe you wanted to ask me some questions.
James Bond: Yes. Excuse me. Thank you.
Dikko Henderson: I’m glad you got it right. I lost that in Singapore in ’42. Oh, you must excuse this rather odd mixture of styles, but I refuse to go entirely Japanese. Very fond of some of these old things. You’ve never been to Japan before, have you?
James Bond: No, never.
Dikko Henderson: I myself have lived here for, uh, 28 years. And I’m just beginning to know my way about. Your most vital contact will be Tanaka.
James Bond: Tanaka?
Dikko Henderson: He’s head of the Japanese secret service. And his identity is the most closely guarded secret in Japan.
James Bond: When can I see him?
Dikko Henderson: You can see Tiger tonight.
James Bond: Tiger?
Dikko Henderson: His closest friends are permitted to call him that.
James Bond: Do you have any leads of your own?
Dikko Henderson: Yes, I do. Oh, that’s uhm stirred not shaken. That was right?
James Bond: Perfect. Cheers.
Dikko Henderson: Cheers.
James Bond: Russian vodka. Well done.
Dikko Henderson: Yeah, I get it from the doorman at the Russian embassy. Amongst certain other things. Now, look. I think London’s theory about the missile being fired from this country is right. I don’t know how or where. And don’t ask me who’s doing it either. But, uh, I have a fairly shrewd idea that a major foreign power is behind it all.
James Bond: You mean, apart from Russia and Japan?
Dikko Henderson: It’s not Russia, old boy, I’m sure of that. It’s not Japan either. Although a large Japanese industrial concern is…
James Bond: Good evening.
James Bond: Cheers. Siamese vodka?
Kissy Suzuki: Get in, quick!
James Bond: Now, what the hell’s the score?
Kissy Suzuki: What do you mean? My job is to help you.
James Bond: Like you helped Henderson?
Kissy Suzuki: I’m taking you to a place of safety.
James Bond: No, this time I’m taking you. I want some information, I want it now.
Kissy Suzuki: I have no information to give you.
James Bond: We’ll soon see about that. Slow down.
Tiger Tanaka: Welcome! Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond! It is a great pleasure to meet you at last. And how do you like our country so far? I am a trifle disappointed at the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I’m afraid, will get into anything with any girl! I must say, you have a lot of energy for a dead man, Mr. Bond. You are James Bond, aren’t you? I am so very pleased to meet you, Bond-san. I really am. Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.
James Bond: If you’re Tanaka, how do you feel about me?
Tiger Tanaka: I…love you.
James Bond: Well, I’m glad we got that out of the way. I’d like you to examine these as soon as possible. They’re from Osato’s safe.
Tiger Tanaka: This is an order for naval stores. 500 kilos of butter, 50 containers of lox. What is lox?
James Bond: Oh, it’s American name for smoked salmon. But it’s also the technical name for liquid oxygen. Which makes rocket fuel.
Tiger Tanaka: Very interesting.
James Bond: Yes.
Tiger Tanaka: We must go. The journey out will be more dignified than the journey in.
James Bond: Ah, that wouldn’t be difficult. Oh, I’d like that negative enlarged, alright?
Tiger Tanaka: Okay.
Tiger Tanaka: My private train. I never travel in the streets of Tokyo. In my position, it would be most unwise.
James Bond: Very convenient.
Tiger Tanaka: I imagine that your Mr. M in London has a similar arrangement.
James Bond: M? Oh yes, but of course. Then the girl in the white sports car’s one of us.
Tiger Tanaka: Aki? Yes.
James Bond: Mmm, very competent. Domo arigato.
Server: Dozo.
Tiger Tanaka: Do you like Japanese sake, Mr. Bond, or would you prefer vodka martini?
James Bond: Oh, no. I like sake. Especially when it’s served at the correct temperature. 98.4 degrees Fahrenheit, like this is.
Tiger Tanaka: For a European, you are exceptionally cultivated. We’ll see the photograph you found.
James Bond: Good. It’s just ship and a strip of land, it could be anywhere.
Tiger Tanaka: My men found a microdot on the paper. Enlarge! It says, ‘Photograph taken by female American tourist from coastal vessel. The woman has been liquidated as a routine precaution.’
James Bond: Can we see the photograph again?
Tiger Tanaka: Of course.
James Bond: So they killed an innocent tourist for taking this? Can you make it bigger? Ning-Po.
Tiger Tanaka: Check motor vessel Ning-Po. Full details. All recent movements and present whereabouts.
James Bond: What’s that on the left?
Tiger Tanaka: Focus on the left! Ah-ha! Ama. Diving girls.
James Bond: Can you identify that coastline?
Tiger Tanaka: Given time, yes.
James Bond: Who is the head of Osato Chemicals?
Tiger Tanaka: Mr. Osato.
James Bond: Can you arrange for me to have an appointment with him tomorrow?
Tiger Tanaka: Of course. But tonight, consider my house yours. Including all of my possessions, naturally. My friend, now you take your first civilised bath.
James Bond: Really? Well, I like the plumbing.
Tiger Tanaka: Place yourself entirely in their hands, my dear Bond-san. Rule number one: is never do anything for yourself when someone else can do it for you.
James Bond: And number two?
Tiger Tanaka: Rule number two: in Japan, men always come first. Women come second.
James Bond: I might just retire to here.
Tiger Tanaka: Your English girls would never perform this simple service.
James Bond: I think I know one or two who might get ’round to it.
Tiger Tanaka: Miss Moneypenny, perhaps? We have our sources, Bond-san, just like you.
James Bond: Don’t get the soap in my eye, will you?
Tiger Tanaka: I suppose you know what it is about you that fascinates them. It’s the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin.
James Bond: Japanese proverb say, ‘Bird never make nest in bare tree.’
Tiger Tanaka: If Henderson’s theory is right, why would a foreign power want to launch missiles from Japan?
James Bond: Because if they were discovered, they could deny responsibility. Especially if some private organization’s doing the work.
Tiger Tanaka: Osato?
James Bond: Perhaps.
Tiger Tanaka: Mr. Osato is one of the greatest industrialists in Japan.
James Bond: No, he’s merely a front.
Tiger Tanaka: Who is big enough?
James Bond: SPECTRE.
Tiger Tanaka: Could be. Now, massage. Which girl do you select?
James Bond: I’ll just settle for this little old lady here.
Tiger Tanaka: Good choice! She’s very sexiful.
James Bond: The last time someone gave me a massage was in Hong Kong. But unfortunately, I had to cut it short. We were rudely interrupted by a couple of gunmen. So, we never got around to finishing it.
Aki: This time, you shall finish it.
James Bond: Aki!
Aki: No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.
Secretary: Mr. Fisher?
James Bond: Yes.
Secretary: This way, please.
James Bond: Thank you.
Assistant: Please come in, Mr. Fisher. Mr. Osato is expecting you.
James Bond: Thank you.
Assistant: You are three and a half minutes early. Please be seated.
Mr. Osato: How do you do, Mr. Fisher?
James Bond: How do you do?
Mr. Osato: Miss Brandt, my confidential secretary.
Helga Brandt: Hello.
James Bond: Hello.
Helga Brandt: May we offer you some champagne, Mr. Fisher?
James Bond: Eh, no, thank you, it’s too early in the morning for me.
Helga Brandt: You’re quite sure?
James Bond: Quite sure.
Mr. Osato: I always take a glass in the morning. You should try it.
James Bond: It’s bad for your liver, isn’t it?
Mr. Osato: Nonsense, it adds a sparkle to the day.
James Bond: I’m sure it does.
Helga Brandt: A Dom Pérignon ’59, Mr. Fisher. Are you really sure you won’t change your mind?
James Bond: Well, if you insist.
Mr. Osato: Please be seated, Mr. Fisher.
James Bond: Thank you.
Mr. Osato: So, you are the new managing director of Empire Chemicals?
James Bond: Yes.
Mr. Osato: What happened to Williamson?
James Bond: Williamson? Ah yes! He died rather suddenly, poor chap.
Mr. Osato: Ah, so. From what?
James Bond: He fell into a pulveriser at the works.
Mr. Osato: Ah, so How shocking. A very honourable death, all the same.
James Bond: Very. He gained great face with the company.
Mr. Osato: I hope you are not taking any risks yourself, Mr. Fisher.
James Bond: Me? I never take any risks.
Mr. Osato: You forgive me for saying so, but, uh, I think you are taking one now.
James Bond: I am?
Mr. Osato: You should give up smoking. Cigarettes are very bad for your chest.
Helga Brandt: Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest.
James Bond: Really?
Mr. Osato: Now, then. You must tell me what I can do for you, Mr. Fisher.
James Bond: Well, we’re interested in the bulk-buying of fermentation chemicals. Monosodium glutamate and ascorbic acid.
Mr. Osato: Would you like a license to manufacturing?
James Bond: Yes, very much.
Mr. Osato: So, I’ll have my sales manager get the quotations and delivery dates for you as soon as possible. We’ll contact you later today at your hotel.
Helga Brandt: Which hotel are you staying at, Mr. Fisher?
James Bond: The Hilton.
Mr. Osato: Goodbye, Mr. Fisher. A pleasure to meet you.
James Bond: A pleasure to meet you, too. Goodbye, Miss Brandt.
Mr. Osato: Goodbye, Mr Fisher. Kill him.
Aki: Get down! 294 here. Tiger, immediate.
Tiger Tanaka: Come in, 294.
Aki: Zero-zero is with me. We are being chased by gunmen, in black sedan. I’m heading south for Highway Two. Arrange usual reception, please.
Tiger Tanaka: How’s that for Japanese efficiency?
James Bond: Just a drop in the ocean.
Tiger Tanaka: Zero-zero?
James Bond: Yes, Tiger.
Tiger Tanaka: Motor vessel Ning-Po is owned by Osato Chemicals, Tokyo.
James Bond: That fits. Go on.
Tiger Tanaka: Vessel at present loading in Kobe docks. Sailing for Shanghai at 5pm this afternoon. Suggest you proceed Kobe immediately to look her over.
James Bond: Can we make it?
Aki: Yes, just.
James Bond: Proceeding immediately, Kobe docks. Tiger, contact M. Tell him to send Little Nellie. Repeat, Little Nellie. Suggest she be accompanied by her father. Most urgent. Understood?
Tiger Tanaka: Understood.
James Bond: Condensation, ice-cold. Liquid oxygen.
James Bond: Get out of here. Contact Tanaka.
Aki: I’m not leaving you.
James Bond: Tell him to keep that ship shadowed, wherever she goes. Go now.
Mr. Osato: Take him to Number 11.
Helga Brandt: Wake him up.
James Bond: Are you finished? Where am I?
Helga Brandt: You’re in my cabin on the Ning-Po. Leave him to me now. Wait in there. And shut the door. I’ve got you now.
James Bond: Well, enjoy yourself.
Helga Brandt: Who are you working for?
James Bond: Empire Chemicals, you know that.
Helga Brandt: Do all their people carry guns?
James Bond: When they’re abroad, yes.
Helga Brandt: And why were you snooping around the docks?
James Bond: I like ships. And I used to be a sailor.
Helga Brandt: You are a liar. Do you know what this is?
James Bond: I’d rather not.
Helga Brandt: Plastic surgeons call it a dermatome. They use it to slice off skin. I hope you won’t force me to use it.
James Bond: Now, what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? I have a confession to make.
Helga Brandt: What?
James Bond: Actually, I’m a spy.
Helga Brandt: I know that.
James Bond: I suppose you know that industrial secrets are big business? Well, I have stolen Osato’s new process for making monosodium glutamate. And, uh, well it’s worth, uh, $300,000.
Helga Brandt: So?
James Bond: Well, I’ll split it with you if you’ll get me out of here and back to Tokyo.
Helga Brandt: That’s a nice offer.
James Bond: How about it?
Helga Brandt: I’m afraid not.
James Bond: Why?
Helga Brandt: Osato would kill me.
James Bond: We could fly to Europe tomorrow, you and I. Oh, the things I do for England.
James Bond: Now, you are going to need some very close, uh, protection tonight in Tokyo because, uh, well, that’s when they’ll try and get at you. You’ll need the best man we’ve got.
Helga Brandt: And who do you suggest?
James Bond: Well, me.
Helga Brandt: I’m afraid I have another appointment tonight, Mr. Fisher. Helga Brandt: I’m awfully sorry to leave you. But I have to get off.
Tiger Tanaka: Chasing girls will be the end of you, Bond-san, I have told you that before.
Aki: He didn’t chase her. He did it so I could get away. He wouldn’t touch that horrible girl. You wouldn’t, would you?
James Bond: Oh, heaven forbid. Any progress?
Tiger Tanaka: Yes. We have identified the coastline in the photograph. It is an island called Matsu, and lies on the direct route between Kobe and Shanghai. We shadowed the Ning-Po in a helicopter.
James Bond: Did it stop at the island?
Tiger Tanaka: I think so.
Aki: It was a very dark night. Impossible to see her all the time.
Tiger Tanaka: But we know she stopped somewhere. Look at these.
Aki: That one we took last night. And that one, early this morning. Notice, please, the water line.
James Bond: You’re right. Fully laden here and empty here. I want to take a fast look at the island now. Has Little Nellie arrived yet?
Tiger Tanaka: Yes, and her father.
James Bond: Ah, welcome to Japan, Dad. Is my little girl hot and ready?
Q: Look, 007, I’ve had a long and tiring journey, probably to no purpose. I’m in no mood for your juvenile quips.
Tiger Tanaka: I have much curiosity, Bond-san. What is Little Nellie?
James Bond: Oh, she’s a wonderful girl. Very small, quite fast. Can do anything. Just your type.
Tiger Tanaka: A toy helicopter?
James Bond: No, it’s certainly not a toy! You’ll see. We’ve made one or two improvements since you used her last. I’ll give you the drill.
Tiger Tanaka: This can only be for children. Don’t use it, Bond-san! Take my helicopter instead.
Q: Right. Now pay attention. Two machine guns, fixed.
James Bond: Synchronised to what?
Q: 100 yards, we’re using incendiaries and high explosives. Two rocket launchers, forward-firing on either side.
James Bond: Fine.
Q: Now, these fire heat-seeking air-to-air missiles. 60 a minute.
James Bond: Good.
Q: Flame guns. Two of ’em. Firing astern.
James Bond: What range?
Q: 80 yards. Two smoke ejectors next door to them. Aerial mines. Now remember, use them only when directly above target. Now, that’s about the lot I thimk. You know the rest, don’t you.
James Bond: Yes.
Q: Cine camera.
James Bond: Tanaka, listen in on 410 megacycles.
Tiger Tanaka: Good luck, Bond-san!
James Bond: I’ll contact you when I get over the island.
Tiger Tanaka: Okay.
Aki: Be careful, Bond-san!
James Bond: Hello, Base One. I’m over the island now. I’ve seen the fishing village. Nothing to report.
Tiger Tanaka: Roger, we’ll keep llstening.
James Bond: Hello, Base One. There’s nothing here but volcanoes.
Tiger Tanaka: Understood. Carry on.
James Bond: Hello, Base One.
Tiger Tanaka: Listening.
James Bond: Little Nellie got a hot reception. Four big-shots made improper advances towards her, but she defended her honor with great success. Heading for home.
Tiger Tanaka: Do not come home, Bond-san. Russian space shot imminent. Proceed vector 4-6 degrees and await instructions. Understood?
James Bond: Roger and out.
Intercom: Clear the area. Clear the area. Prepare for reception. Prepare for reception. Radar blackout is now compIete. Radar blackout is now compIete.
American Government Employee: Moscow radio’s already saying that we did it.
American General: The president’s called a press conference for 2 PM. He’s gonna deny emphatically we had anything to do with it.
American Government Employee 2: But can we prove it?
American Government Employee: Of course we can’t.
American Government Employee 4: The world isn’t gonna believe the Russians destroyed their own spacecraft.
American Government Employee: Now they’ll use the excuse to shoot down our next Jupiter.
Amercain Comms: Houston to Washington. We followed him for one orbit, now he’s gone off the screen.
American Government Employee 2: That means he’s coming down.
American Government Employee: Yeah, but where?
American Government Employee 4: Some place in Russia. It has to be. The British theory about Japan is nonsense.
American General: Forget Japan.
American Government Employee 4: I agree. We’ve re-photographed every square inch.
Intercom Announcer 1: Ventllator fans to full power. Open all air ducts.
Intercom Announcer 2: Area safe to enter. All crews to stations.
Intercom Announcer 1: All air ducts to normal.
Scientist: Air ducts opened.
Intercom Announcer 1: Close crater.
Scientist: Closing crater.
Intercom Announcer 1: Fire guards to station.
Intercom Announcer 1: Ventilator fans to normal. Open shutters.
Intercom Announcer 2: Reception compIete.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Withdraw captive spaceship.
Intercom Announcer 1: Guards to stations.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Remove the prisoners.
Scientist: Remove the prisoners.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: I shall be in my apartment. I may send for you later.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: I must congratulate you, gentlemen, upon your superb equipment.
Japanese Businessman: We congratulate you, sir, upon the way you handle it.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Our clients are satisfied with the progress so far?
Japanese Businessman: My government is quite satisfied.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Good. Hans! You will see that my piranha fish get very hungry. They can strip a man to the bone in 30 seconds. I have decided to ask for a little money in advance. I want the sum of 100 million dollars, in gold bullion, deposited in our account in Buenos Aires.
Japanese Businessman: Our agreement states quite clearly that no money should be paid until war has broken out between Russia and the United States.
Japanese Businessman 2: This is extortion.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Extortion is my business. Go and think it over, gentlemen. I’m busy.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Osato and Number 11, report now.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: An unknown Englishman was in your office the other day.
Mr. Osato: Correct, Number One.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Do you know what gun this is?
Mr. Osato: Walther PPK.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Only one person we know uses this sort of gun. James Bond.
Mr. Osato: But Bond is dead.
Helga Brandt: It was in all the newspapers.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Rubbish. Bond is alive. Unless you killed him, Mr. Osato? Don’t tell me you let him go.
Mr. Osato: I gave Number 11 the strictest orders to eliminate him.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: And did she?
Mr. Osato: She failed.
Helga Brandt: You should have killed him yourself. You had plenty of opportunity.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: This organization does not tolerate failure.
Mr. Osato: I know, but you see, I…
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Go! Well?
Helga Brandt: Ah! Osato! Ah!
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Kill Bond! Now!
Mr. Osato: Yes, Number One. Yes. Yes, yes.
James Bond: Hello.
Tiger Tanaka: Bad news from outer space.
James Bond: Yes, I heard it. Now the Russians are accusing the Americans.
Tiger Tanaka: Next time it will be war.
James Bond: We’ll have to get down to the volcanoes.
Tiger Tanaka: I agree.
James Bond: We’ll also need a company of first-rate men. Do you have any commandos here?
Tiger Tanaka: I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja training school.
James Bond: Ninjas?
Tiger Tanaka: The art of concealment and surprise, Bond-san.
James Bond: This must develop very fast reflex actions.
Tiger Tanaka: And spiritual strength.
Tiger Tanaka: Now, we will see some modern ninjas.
Tiger Tanaka: My plan is this. I make a base on the Ama island. 100 of my ninjas will slide in unseen. They will be workers and fishermen.
James Bond: What about me?
Tiger Tanaka: Later. But for the moment, these will interest you. Rocket guns. Very powerful. See the little holes in the back for jet propulsion.
James Bond: It’s a fine gun.
Tiger Tanaka: All rocket guns. This is our special baby rocket. It’s very useful for people who smoke too many cigarettes, like you. Accurate up to 30 yards.
James Bond: Very neat.
Tiger Tanaka: It can save your life, this cigraette.
James Bond: You sound like a commercial.
James Bond: Now, what’s the plan for me?
Tiger Tanaka: First, you become a Japanese. Second, you train hard and quickly to become a ninja like us. And third, to give you extra-special cover, you take a wife.
Aki: Oh.
Tiger Tanaka: Regretfully impossible. You must marry Ama girl. One who is known on the island.
James Bond: Is she pretty?
Tiger Tanaka: She has a face like a pig.
James Bond: To hell with that idea.
Aki: But this is duty.
Tiger Tanaka: The girl I have chosen is an agent of mine. But first, you must become Japanese.
Aki: Eyepieces to Hera.
James Bond: Why don’t you just dye the parts that show?
James Bond: Konbanwa.
Aki: Konbanwa. Tiger said, from now on, you must do everything Japanese-style.
James Bond: Everything? Good for Tiger.
Aki: I’m…I…I…
James Bond: Aki!
Aki: I’m…
James Bond: She’s dead. Poisoned. Tiger, we must get to that island.
Tiger Tanaka: You’re almost ready. Just two more days’ training.
Tiger Tanaka: You killed him.
James Bond: Yeah, he tried to kill me.
Tiger Tanaka: This man is a stranger from outside.
James Bond: It’s lucky we’re getting out of here.
Tiger Tanaka: Yes, tomorrow you will be a poor Japanese worker, with humble Japanese wife at your side.
James Bond: Yeah, with a face like a pig.
Tiger Tanaka: My men are already ashore. All over the island. We have four days left. It is not much time.
Kissy Suzuki: This is my house. My friend has made us some food.
James Bond: Do you live here alone?
Kissy Suzuki: Yes. My parents are dead. Sit down, please.
James Bond: Oysters. Is this the only room there is?
Kissy Suzuki: Yes. That is your bed. I shall sleep over there.
James Bond: We’re supposed to be married.
Kissy Suzuki: Think again, please. You gave false name to priest.
James Bond: Yes, but we must keep up appearances! We’re on our honeymoon.
Kissy Suzuki: No honeymoon. This is business.
James Bond: Well, I won’t need these.
Tiger Tanaka: Well, I won’t need these.
James Bond: What’s wrong?
Tiger Tanaka: The Americans have changed the launching date. The countdown has already started. The President has spoken on television. He has given a last warning to the Russians.
James Bond: When does it go up?
Tiger Tanaka: Tonight, midnight. Our time.
James Bond: Did your men search the island?
Tiger Tanaka: Yes. There is nothing, except volcanoes. Everything is so normal around here. Nothing happens.
Kissy Suzuki: One thing has happened. Yesterday an Ama girl rowed her boat into Ryuzaki.
James Bond: Ryuzaki?
Kissy Suzuki: It is a big cave on the mainland. And when her boat floated out again, she was dead.
James Bond: Was that the funeral we saw yesterday?
Kissy Suzuki: Yes.
James Bond: How did she die?
Kissy Suzuki: Nobody knows.
James Bond: Can you take me to this cave?
Kissy Suzuki: Yes.
James Bond: We’ll slip away from the fishing fleet in the morning.
James Bond: All right. Well, where is this cave?
Kissy Suzuki: It’s straight across. The cave is over there.
James Bond: Gas. Get over the side. Quick!
James Bond: Phosgene gas, to keep the visitors away. Did you notice the sulphur on the walls?
Kissy Suzuki: The yellow?
James Bond: Yes. It was once an underground outlet for the lava from the volcano.
Kissy Suzuki: There must be a long tunnel.
James Bond: Miles of it. Leads all the way, right up to the top there. And that’s where we’ll have to go next. Do you think you can make it?
Kissy Suzuki: Of course. It’s business.
James Bond: Good.
Kissy Suzuki: May I rest a moment?
James Bond: Surely.
Kissy Suzuki: It’s hard work.
James Bond: Some honeymoon!
Kissy Suzuki: It’s going down! Into the volcano!
Intercom: Heliport to position.
James Bond: The honeymoon’s over. Come on.
James Bond: This volcano isn’t active, is it?
Kissy Suzuki: It never has been. Not in my lifetime.
James Bond: There’s been some terrific heat here recently.
Kissy Suzuki: What happened to the helicopter?
James Bond: It’s down there somewhere. Come on.
Astronaut: Stand by. Mark. Stand by for ten-second countdown. 10, 9, 8, 7…
American General: All units throughout the world will remain at instant readiness so long as the spacecraft is in orbit.
Astronaut: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ignition.
American General: This is it, gentlemen. All we can do now is wait and pray.
James Bond: Is that deep?
Kissy Suzuki: They usually are – very.
James Bond: It’s metal! Wait here.
Intercom: Hellport to takeoff position. Open crater. Emergency crews to stations.
James Bond: Get back to Tanaka. Tell him to come here with every man he’s got.
Kissy Suzuki: Yes.
Intercom: Heliport to standby position. Astronauts to dressing rooms. Astronauts to dressing rooms. Attention, attention. American target vehicle is now in orbit. Interception will take pIace in two hours’ time.
Flight Control Washington, this is Houston. Houston to Washington. Our vehicle is now 120 nautical miles altitude, 170 mlles downrange.
Astronaut: Jupiter to Houston, we now have second phase.
Flight Control Roger, Jupiter.
Astronaut: We are now 4 hours plus 36 minutes into the mission. Can you give us a time, Mac?
Flight Control Roger.
Intercom: Connect igniter cable. Connect igniter cable. Radar technicians, report to controI room. Radar technicians, report to controI room. T-minus 100 minutes and counting.
Amercian Astronaut: Did you guys volunteer for astronaut training?
Russian Cosmonaut 1: In our country, we say cosmonaut.
Russian Cosmonaut 2: Yes, sir, both of us did…In six months we started training.
James Bond: Good evening.
Amercian Astronaut: Who the hell are you?
James Bond: Stand back, I’m gonna blow the lock. Stand back! Get into their uniforms!
Intercom: Astronauts have two minutes. Repeat, two minutes. Reserve astronaut to stand by.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Lock on target.
Intercom: Lock on target vehicle. Check secondary guidance.
Intercom 2: Launch time is now T minus 90 minutes and counting.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Astronauts to launching pad.
Intercom: Astronauts to Iaunching pad. Repeat, astronauts to Iaunching pad immediateIy.
Intercom: Crews, stand by on gantry. Crews, stand by on gantry.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Stop that astronaut. Bring him to me.
Intercom: Stop that astronaut!
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Summon the reserve astronaut!
Intercom: Reserve astronaut to Iaunching pad, immediateIy. Reserve astronaut to Iaunching pad, immediateIy.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Re-coordinate with target vehicle.
Intercom: A new update with target vehicle has been received from computers. We now have T minus seven minutes and counting.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: You made a mistake, my friend. No astronaut would enter the capsule carrying his air conditioner. Remove his helmet! James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
James Bond: Yes, this is my second life.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
Intercom 2: Target vehicle passing over central Russia. Approaching Mongolia. Track is as predicted. All computers…
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: As you see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours, when America and Russia have annihilated each other, we shall see a new power dominating the world.
Scientist: Target vehicle on scope.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Brief check on target vehicle. Remove his suit and search him.
Intercom 2: Reserve astronaut ready on Bird 1.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Prepare for firing.
Intercom: Prepare for firing! Clear the area!
Intercom 2: Clear the area.
Intercom: Emergency services to stand by. Area now clear.
Intercom 2: T minus one minute, 30 seconds and counting. Re-coordinate with target vehicle. Bird 1 now in readiness.
Intercom: Astronauts ready on Bird. All systems are go. Open fuel valve.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Close shutters.
Intercom: Close shutters! Radar blackout commence.
Scientist: Radar blackout in operation. Effective range, kilometres 800.
Intercom: Open crater.
Scientist: Opening crater!
Intercom: Crater opening!
Intercom: Bird 1 to llftoff position. Gimbal the engines. Pressurized tanks open. Ventilator fans to full power. 10 seconds. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. Ignition!
Intercom: Close crater!
Scientist: Closing crater.
Intercom: Open shutters!
Bird 1: Bird 1 to base. Separation complete. Confirm acquisition.
Intercom: Calling Bird 1. You are 70 nautical miles downrange. 200 miles altitude. Confirm target lock on.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Hans, our job will soon be done. Blow them up as soon as they have captured the Americans. Here is the key to operate the exploder button.
Scientist: There are men in the crater! Men in the crater!
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Crater guns, fire!
Intercom: Crater guns, open fire!
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It’s the last program you’re likely to see.
James Bond: Well, If I’m going to be forced to watch television, may I smoke?
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won’t be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.
Intercom: Armed guards to control room!
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Close the crater.
Intercom: Close crater!
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Close the shutters. We are now impregnable. Interception will take place in eight minutes. Nothing can prevent that.
James Bond: Impregnable?
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Come with me, Mr. Bond.
Intercom: Bird 1 to base. Locked on target.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Osato?
Mr. Osato: Yes, Number One?
Intercom: Base calling Bird 1. You are to assume full control of operation from now on. Seven minutes to interception.
Cosmonaut: Roger, Base One.
Flight Control Houston, this is Hawall. We have an unidentified object on scope.
General: Order first alert. Arm all weapons.
Flight Control Interception wllI occur in six minutes.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: This is the price of failure, Mr. Bond. Come on. Goodbye, Mr. Bond!
James Bond: There’s an exploder button up in the control room! We’ve got to get up there!
Tiger Tanaka: Impossible! Too well defended!
Intercom: Evacuate the control! Evacuate the control!
James Bond: Control room technicians! There must be another way up there! Give me cover till I get to the staircase!
James Bond: Bon appetit.
Flight Control Closing fast on our vehicle. Orbit identical.
General: All units stand by for codeword. Codeword is imminent.
Flight Control I repeat, cIosing fast on our vehicle!
Flight Control It’s bIown up! The enemy! I repeat! The enemy has blown up!
General: All units will return to first alert. Codeword is not – I say again, not – imminent.
James Bond: Tiger, we’ve done it!
James Bond: Down the tunnel!
James Bond: Steady.
James Bond: Now, uh, about that honeymoon…
Kissy Suzuki: Why not? But they’ll never let you stay.
James Bond: But they’ll never find us.
Officer: Dinghy’s on board, sir.
M: Tell him to come below and report.
Moneypenny: It’ll be a pleasure, sir.
“Nancy Sinatra: You only live twice, or so it seems,
One life for yourself, and one for your dreams
You drift through the years and life seems tame,
’til one dream appears and love is its name
And love is a stranger who’ll beckon you on,
Don’t think of the danger or the stranger is gone
This dream is for you, so pay the price,
Make one dream come true, you only live twice”