Time For 007

James Bond movie musings. 007 words, 007 sentences. Twice daily at 10:07 AM/PM UTC.
Thunderball (1965)

Don’t you worry, I’ll tell the chef.

Thunderball gives us a bizarre glimpse into a 1960s health spa, and Bond’s experience there is anything but relaxing. While Patricia Fearing’s mink mitt massage might have some appeal, the stretch rack and sweat box resemble torture devices rather than wellness devices.

After enduring the painful treatment and entrapment on the rack, Bond’s payback against the perpetrator with the above quip and the locked sweat box reminds us that revenge is a dish best served…steamed? To be honest I don’t really understand Bond’s chef reference here, but I guess he could be referencing a chef preparing steamed vegetables? Who am I kidding, this quip misses the mark.

On This Day…

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June 26, 2026 – 10:07 AM UTC

Goldfinger starts with a “shocking” James Bond electricity innuendo and ends with the one above. After Bond defeats Oddjob in the Fort Knox vault with a live electrical wire, Bond’s quick remark is a nice touch. This, after the always-humorous Goldfinger Felix Leiter refers to Oddjob as Bond’s “butler” friend in example of Cec Linder’s…

June 26, 2025 – 10:07 PM UTC

Stylized like DUNE…get it? 🙂 I actually wouldn’t hate this at least at the start.  And I could see myself liking it more over time for its frankness and “new chapter” feel.

June 26, 2025 – 10:07 AM UTC

Well this is some surprising, yet awesome news.  Seems like they got their man – an awesome director! This leads to so many more questions though.  What is next to be announced?  The nest Bond actor?  Will there be other entries in the BCU (Bond Cinematic Universe…haha) that will also launch on Amazon Prime Video…