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GoldenEye (1995)

Who’s strangling the cat?

Following up on the previous post, this is a perfect example of Bond and Zukovsky’s entertaining dynamic in GoldenEye. While Bond questions Zukovsky, his mistress Irina is performing karaoke of Tammy Wynette’s “Stand By Your Man” with a rather loud (and very out-of-tune) delivery. Bond’s quip catches Zukovsky completely off guard, and he initially has no idea what “cat” Bond is referring to until he realizes it’s a jab at Irina’s singing.

The joke quickly turns the scene tense when Zukovsky angrily fires a gun into Bond’s chair, missing his crotch by inches. It’s a great reminder of how their interactions can shift from playful banter to genuine danger in a split second.

It’s also funny that nobody in the club seems particularly alarmed by the gunshot, with no one running away or panicking. But then again, with a criminal kingpin like Zukovsky as a regular, maybe this is just considered another normal night out.

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In GoldenEye, Valentin Zukovsky mocks Bond for his custom drink order. Judging by his laugh and his encouragement of his own men to join in, it seems that Bond’s specific preference is already well known among certain criminal circles. That raises an amusing question: as a secret agent, how secret can James Bond really be…