Time For 007

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Casino Royale (1967)

Holder of the Kamasutra black belt

Despite its many flaws, there are some humorous memorable moments and lines in the unofficial Casino Royale spoof from 1967. Delivered by “Anti-Female-Spy Device” Cooper as he introduces himself to Moneypenny, the line neatly captures the film’s self-aware absurdity. The movie’s humor can be genuinely effective in isolated moments and elicits honest laughs like with this line. Yet surrounding these fun moments is excessive camp and an uneven tone that quickly undermines the amusement. The result is a Bond movie that oscillates between clever satire and exhausting parody that never fully commits to either to its detriment. At least we’ll always have this cleverly outrageous way to advertise one’s supposed sexual prowess.

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March 5, 2026 – 10:07 AM UTC

Bond is a precision weapon disguised in couture. He’s a man of refined taste whose methods are often ruthless but undeniably effective. He delivers results with unwavering efficiency, even when the path is morally ambiguous. The balance between elegance and brutality is not a character flaw. It’s the point.