Month: May 2025
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A farcical Bond unretires, investigates missing agents.
A plot in seven words. Read More →
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Throwback Wishlist: James Bond vs. the Nazis
I’d love to see this happen in a throwback James Bond movie! Read More →
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It’s clean. I had to ventilate someone.
This has to be the dumbest quote in GoldenEye. What does it even mean, Xenia? Yes, she shot the HVAC vent. But ventilating someone doesn’t make any sense. Quite the stretch! Read More →
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Baccarat is such a disappointing card game
I was so excited to learn James Bond’s card game! But wow, what an underwhelming card game at that. So obvious why they switched the game to Texas Hold’em in Casino Royale. Baccarat would have been a bore! Read More →
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Nuclear warhead extortion plot foiled by 007.
A plot in seven words. Read More →
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The whole office goes up in smoke
…and that bloody thing survives! I have my own office Jack on my desk in my office. 🙂 Read More →
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What are James Bond’s favorite shoes? Sneakers.
A dad joke I can get behind. Read More →
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James Bond’s martini: shaken, not stirred…spilled
A tragedy in seven words. Read More →
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In Goldfinger, Bond never says his iconic line
That’s right – he never says “Bond. James Bond.” in one of his best movies. What were they thinking?! Read More →
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Bond vs. AI villain…worldwide chaos
This is what AI told me would be a new James Bond movie plot in seven words or less. Terrifying! Read More →
Filed Under: General